* My man-boy crush will not be wearing a Liverpool kit next season, and will most likely end up on a Championship side. The top candidates to receive his services are Birmingham, Watford, Southampton, Crystal Palace, and Leicester I was hoping he'd end up at a lesser Premiership side like Derby or even Sunderland, but if he has to go to one of the aforementioned clubs, I guess either Southampton, so he can play under the guidance of the great George Burley, or Watford, so he can play along some players with Premiership experience and on a team that will have a good chance for promotion next season.
* Luis Garcia got hitched yesterday? Wait, that doesn't make any sense. Wasn't he already married? I'm confused.
* Florent Malouda has now come and said its Chelsea or bust. Well, that's that then. Of course, Chelsea has said they will not be making any high price transfers this summer, but I'm sure if they really want Malouda, they'll work something out. If Malouda doesn't want to come to Liverpool, than we don't want him, it's that simple.