Just kidding... about the Man U fans part, but Reina's house was burgled last night while he was preoccupied being the greatest keeper in the world. His Porsche along with an entertainment system and jewelry were among the items taken.
"The Porsche was found burnt out in the West Derby area of Liverpool at 6.30am, according to Merseyside Police. Reina did not want to comment."
Well, that sucks. You'd figure a rich footballer would have a security system good enough to prevent these things. Maybe it was an inside job. Wait a second, where was Dudek last night?
Is burgled a word?