A Jermaine Pennant song is my ultimate goal, but the only thing I've thought of is singing: 'Pennant, nothing but Pennant, Jermaine Pennant, he just burnt your ass...' So on and so forth to the Star Wars tune. I know, simple and stupid, but it does get the occasional laugh.
Dirk Kuyt seems to be a fun subject as well. I like to do the He-Man cartoon theme: 'Dirk Kuyt! And the best club in the Universe! Dun-dun dun-duh-dun-duh duh-dunna-duh-dun-duh...' Whatever. Here is the theme for the 80's pop culture deprived:
I'm also trying to incorporate Kuyt into 'That Smell' by Lynyrd Skynyrd. Not sure how popular Skynyrd is overseas. The chorus would go something like this:
'Ooooo ooooo that hair!
Don't you love that hair
ooooo ooooo don't stare
Our Dirk Kuyt just scored on you'
It's in the early stages of development. Very early.
My other song project is Craig Bellamy and 'Wish you were here.' 'Sooooo, so you think you can tell, Heaven from Bells, Craig B from insane...' Something like that. Hey, I never claimed to be Bernie Taupin.
Feel free to critique, suggest, or post your own. Ciao.