It's a pity Peter Crouch and James Brown never met before The Godfather of Soul's passing, but luckily this early-1970s video exists. Please, I implore you, click this link right here, get to the 58-second mark and see how Soul Brother No. 1, The Hardest Working Man In Show Business would have instructed Crouchy to properly perform The Robot. It's 18 seconds of unquestionable brilliance. If only Crouch had sported that open-to-the-navel shirt and bell-bottom pants.