Some called this is the biggest moment in The Liverpool Offside history. Others called this a revolution in the way online forums can operate. Many called this a slap in the face of internet tradition. Records were broken in record time and, regardless of which side of the fence you sit, the people demanded a change. They wanted a new dawn to shine over their kingdom. They drew the battle lines, they applied their war paint and they spammed the 'rec' button until their voices were heard. Their evil oppressors had no choice but to sit up and take notice.
The wait is over. You demanded it and now you get it. The most important moment in human history has arrived. Sit down, strap in and prepare to have your faces melted. I am no false politician - I am a man of my word. This is merely the humble beginning of my - nay, OUR - future together. I want to personally thank you all for making this happen. Together, we are unstoppable and anything is possible. Here is proof that with belief in our hearts, there are no dreams too grand for us to achieve. I love each and every one of you.
P.S. - I am incredibly sorry for my tardiness. I had a hectic week or so after I vowed to do this, then it just sorted of slipped my mind. Good things come to those who wait, I guess!
P.P.S. - We're gonna win the league!