The Week in Comments: "He is LITERALLY the most fit midfielder in town"

Alex Livesey

We revisit a tiny handful of the comments made on the site in the past week.

Community Comments

Jordon Ibe Heads to Birmingham City on Loan

And here we see two yutes, formerly of the same kin now battling for dominance. Compare the vivid tangeringe markings adopted by the one, in stark contrast to the blue sky camo offered up by the other, and now they lock horns. The keen eyed will notice the wilderbeast Hogbodge royous scouting random games in the hope of catching a sight of the lesser spotted Koncheskous paulus, a slow moving mammal he is known to admire.

— PeterRed, on the prospect of a Jack Robinson vs Jordon Ibe face off

Liverpool Protecting Suarez and Henderson From Themselves

Jordan Henderson = Chris Traeger
He is LITERALLY the most fit midfielder in town.

— Ignignokt

Allen: "Nine Times Out of Ten You Are Going to Win"

I am somewhat indifferent towards you, Joseph Michael Allen.

— Nerf, taking it down a notch

Kolo Wants to Save Elephants

Philippe Coutinho: Magical Unicorn
STATUS: MYTHICAL

— Chief Ralphie the Red

Match Preview: Liverpool v. Swansea City, 02.23.14

I want to win and to score all the goals.

— Amelia L, eternally optimistic

Saturday Open Thread: Early Risers Edition

My thoughts on Everton, being an American supporter of LFC with no real ties to the Merseyside:
I dislike Everton, but when they play our rivals I don’t mind if they nip points here and there. In a perfect world, Everton would play fantastic football, beat all of our rivals, lose to us home and away by 15-0 combined, and finish one spot above the relegation zone every season.

— john.andrew.hampson

Liverpool 4, Swansea 3: First Thoughts

Still can't breath cause I'm afraid Swansea will equalize any second now ...

— Professor Ch@os
What is for damn sure is that SAKHO needs to come on

— Khaine, on the substitution we all wished for but would never get against Swansea
Joe Allen was instrumental for the win. Anyone who says he’s shit can eat their damn words. He had a 90% pass completion rate and his pressing was immaculate.

— treetrunks, who has strong feelings

Liverpool 4, Swansea 3: Relief as Reds Earn Narrow Win

ETB!: The Haiku
With Swans’ death we are
Closer to first than to fifth.
E’erything’s the Best.

— MichaeLFC

Staff Comment

Bitterly Disappointed Liverpool Must Move On

I'm honestly just glad we're talking about the team being disappointED rather than disappointING
We’ve seen too much of the latter in the last four and a half years and not enough of the former.

— Conor

Gif of the Week

An oldie but a goodie. (via Khaine)

Stats

  • Total comments this week: 4078
  • Total recs (lenient or otherwise): 2905
  • Total green comments: 198

Community Notes

  • Welcome to delurkers FLAKA-51, JulienR11, Red till I'm dead, and Kellys_Locker. Apologies if I missed anyone!
  • If you're planning on attending one or more of the matches on Liverpool's summer tour, you can let everyone know which game(s) you'll be at and where you're sitting if you're comfortable sharing that information.

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If it's not on this list, what was your favourite comment (not made by you!) this week?

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