And here we see two yutes, formerly of the same kin now battling for dominance. Compare the vivid tangeringe markings adopted by the one, in stark contrast to the blue sky camo offered up by the other, and now they lock horns. The keen eyed will notice the wilderbeast Hogbodge royous scouting random games in the hope of catching a sight of the lesser spotted Koncheskous paulus, a slow moving mammal he is known to admire.
— PeterRed, on the prospect of a Jack Robinson vs Jordon Ibe face off
Jordan Henderson = Chris Traeger
He is LITERALLY the most fit midfielder in town.
I am somewhat indifferent towards you, Joseph Michael Allen.
— Nerf, taking it down a notch
Philippe Coutinho: Magical Unicorn
— Chief Ralphie the Red
I want to win and to score all the goals.
— Amelia L, eternally optimistic
My thoughts on Everton, being an American supporter of LFC with no real ties to the Merseyside:
I dislike Everton, but when they play our rivals I don’t mind if they nip points here and there. In a perfect world, Everton would play fantastic football, beat all of our rivals, lose to us home and away by 15-0 combined, and finish one spot above the relegation zone every season.
Still can't breath cause I'm afraid Swansea will equalize any second now ...
— Professor Ch@os
What is for damn sure is that SAKHO needs to come on
— Khaine, on the substitution we all wished for but would never get against Swansea
Joe Allen was instrumental for the win. Anyone who says he’s shit can eat their damn words. He had a 90% pass completion rate and his pressing was immaculate.
— treetrunks, who has strong feelings
ETB!: The Haiku
With Swans’ death we are
Closer to first than to fifth.
E’erything’s the Best.
I'm honestly just glad we're talking about the team being disappointED rather than disappointING
We’ve seen too much of the latter in the last four and a half years and not enough of the former.
Gif of the Week
An oldie but a goodie. (via Khaine)
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