Why? Because doing this was preferable to thinking about Basel. Plus it's the holidays. Credit to Liz for the nudge.
For Brendan Rodgers: With this little gift suggestion, I'm saying THIS, but not THAT! It's easy Brendan! Link *** For José Enrique Remember José, ten percent off the guide if you get it at the same time you buy the game! Link *** For Glen Johnson These are, in my humble opinion, some of the best travel guides for the money. Lots of pictures and glossy paper that makes it easy to wipe off pizza sauce. Link *** For Dejan Lovren Here's to a brighter 2015. Link *** For Alberto Moreno Mumble mumble gonna milk this joke mumble mumble can't stop me mumble Link *** For Lucas Leiva I saw someone reading this at the airport. That is all. Link *** For Jordan Henderson For me, nothing says "the holidays" like curling up next to a fire with a nice, exploitative and tasteless thriller. Peruse at your own risk. Link *** For Raheem Sterling My mother-in-law may or may not own this book. It hasn't helped, but maybe Raheem can get something out of it. Link *** For Martin Skrtel Because sometimes people reverse choices they made when they were younger. Also, the author's name is Rogelio. Samson. Link *** For Steven Gerrard We have Phil Collins on the radio here in the United States too. Just saying. Link *** For Rickie Lambert Rickie, take it from an older guy. This stuff will become helpful soon. Take it from someone who tripped and fractured his finger carrying the laundry. The laundry. Link *** Per Mario Balotelli Un bel libro da leggere. Disponibile su Kindle. Link *** Per Fabio Borini As Sinatra said, "Regrets, I've had a few . . ." Link *** For Daniel Sturridge And here if you look closely you can tell the writer is running out of ideas. Link *** For Phil Coutinho What is this I don't even Link *** NON-BOOK BONUS ROUND FOR SUSO Who enjoys Coen Brothers films? I do. You do. Link *** Clearly there are some glaring absences, player-wise, from this list. Let's just say my failure of imagination is your opportunity to shine. In the comments that is, not necessarily in life.