Talk about the things that are happening at West Brom this evening like Romelu Lukaku getting a haircut and Zoopla not renewing their sponsorship because of Nicolas Anelka's celebration that one time and also the football that is happening and hopefully Everton drop points because otherwise Liverpool won't be in fourth anymore and that would be upsetting, possibly even more upsetting than Brendan Rodgers' comments about keeping Steven Gerrard in the holding role but that's getting away from the point of this whole thing which is to say that we should be focusing on other things for a little while, including this evening's events at the Hawthorns and using our collective energies to will West Bromwich into a positive result, one that will hopefully see Everton remain below Liverpool heading into the Merseyside derby next Tuesday evening at Anfield which is going to be absolutely terrifying to be honest someone hold me.