Gerrard is like a machine to. In fact he reminds me of my mobile phone.
Battered, beaten up and seen better days. Amazingly it does still work, but it needs twice as long to charge nowadays and the end results are about half as good. For it to last 90 minutes at a time is a miracle, but despite that I still stubbornly use it as I’m familiar with it and don’t want to upgrade to a newer and better quality model.
— Luis Suarez Dentist
wolf-in-wolf's-clothing: at this rate.... when Stevie dies his body will be mummified and stood upright in goal to defend set pieces.
Waldo Rastel: Have you seen him defend set pieces? This mummification might be an improvement.
latortillablanca: hold up, so far we’ve blamed dreem, moses, toure, skrtel, lucas, suarez, hendo, johnson, and rodgers.
WE HAVEN’T EVEN BLAMED GERRARD YET, PEOPLE. THE END TIMES ARE NIGH!!! LEAVE THE CHILDREN, SAVE YERSELVES!!!!!!
Nerf: I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
jack's complete lack of surprise: No, I am.
If Roy Hodgson called me I wouldn’t answer.
Geoff Twentyman: Do any of you lot sleep?
Luis Suarez Dentist: Well not saying I spend to much time on here but, this website was one of the top 5 most visited by people in our office last month (according to the IT guy) and I’m the only Liverpool supporter in this place...
Sometimes I read several paragraphs of player quotes and realize I’ve comprehended nothing, then re-read and realize there is nothing to comprehend. I am amazed by their ability to say the same three things no matter what. “Hopefully we can take this one game at a time because it will be a great game, and bring our best effort so we can kick on from here.”
Staff Comment of the Week
It didn't matter how many times Luis explained, Jose just couldn't grasp perspective...why was he smaller?!
— Trev, in the photo caption for his post. Not technically a comment, but I make the rules!
Gif Pic of the Week
Stats of the Week
Top Five Commenters:
- latortillablanca (344)
- wolf-in-wolf's-clothing (222)
- Nerf (119)
- Nebhamoo (112)
- usmc reds (98)
- Total comments this week: 2384
- Total recs (lenient or otherwise): 1705
- Total green comments: 101
If it's not on this list, what was your favourite comment this week?