The Week in Comments: "We still haven't beaten anyone ahead of us in the table."

Don't be this guy. Don't go all the way to Anfield and then hold your scarf upside down during YNWA. - Clive Brunskill

We revisit a tiny handful of the comments made on the site in the past week.

It's Time to Call it Quits on the Victor Moses Experiment

I read “tantamount” as “tallmbout”
I blame that %100 on Blanca.

— He_Drinks_Sangria

Pre-Crystal Palace Overnight Open Thread

Professor Ch@os, on an anagram for Manchester United: MU? Ten cheats In red!
Quicksloth: Which one is the honest one?
Professor Ch@os: None. The goalie just isn't wearing red.

Matchday: Liverpool v. Crystal Palace

Watching Enrique cross the ball is like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you’re gonna get.

— jack's complete lack of surprise

Liverpool 3, Crystal Palace 1: First Thoughts

harsh on Palace.
perhaps just really, really suck.

— deadlydirk_killerkuyt on the suggestion that Crystal Palace "really, really, really, really... suck."

Liverpool 3, Crystal Palace 1: A Repeat Prescription

We still haven't beaten anyone ahead of us in the table.

— Liberecak
It feels so much better to win and have 3 points after mediocre to decent performances than it did last 3 seasons to keep losing and drawing games after impressive to dominating performances.

— Manwe

Rodgers Sees a Future with 3-5-2

it is a monstrous thing, to slay a unicorn

“Only one who has nothing to lose, and everything to gain, would commit such a crime. The blood of a unicorn will keep you alive, even if you are an inch from death, but at a terrible price. You have slain something pure and defenceless to save yourself, and you will have but a half-life, a cursed life, from the moment the blood touches your lips.”

— J.K. Rowling
Not Too Xabi describes Suso as jazz. Luis Suarez Dentist declares John Barnes as LFC's best ever. steve.b.jensen had some excellent thoughts on the lack of pressing in Liverpool's possession game.

Staff Comments of the Week

Lots of Jordan Henderson feels going around at the moment.

Noel: Welcome to the Liverpool Offside. Also, I’m going to assume that’s a tongue in cheek first post given you’ve decided to join the most pro-Jordan Henderson community in the known universe.

Ed: I like Jordan Henderson.

Chuck: I like Henderson
Don’t love the player. He complements others, that’s true. He doesn’t dominate games or turn them but is never a liability as you’ve pointed out.
He’s 23 and there’s time to add some more elements to his game.

Gif of the Week

Poor Hendo. (via Lucasinho)

Stats of the Week

Top Five Commenters:

  1. latortillablanca (273)
  2. Mr. Sanchez (207)
  3. wolf-in-wolf's-clothing (105)
  4. Nebhamoo (97)
  5. purify_the_body (77)


  • Total comments this week: 2289
  • Total recs (lenient or otherwise): 1670
  • Total green comments: 103
If it's not on this list, what was your favourite comment this week?
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