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"Hen-der-son, he runs all night and day"

After Trev's articles last weekend on Mr. Henderson and seizing opportunities, a certain comment popped up, asking when (clearly not an "if" at this point) the Honey Badger will get his own song. Being an unassuming lad, I thought "that will be a great day" and went on reading the remaining comments.

Yet, as I drove home from work on Monday, I heard a certain song in which I find great pleasure begin to emanate from my radio. At that moment a seed was planted, that this song may make for a great fit as Henderson's anthem, and I was somehow a vessel by which this creation should be shared. I stewed over it a bit more, not wanting to invest the time and energy into producing something that probably would never be worthy of the man himself, much less hordes of Liverpool faithful. Despite not having time to pursue this creation after my regular shift each day, I found myself waking up the next few mornings with this song once again playing in my head. It was now apparent this was a calling I could not ignore.

This work of fate has driven to me to be sitting in front of my laptop at 3 in the morning (thankfully I don't have to get up in 2 hours to catch the next match) so that I may share this work with you. It probably sucks, but for some reason I have not been able to stop toiling until I finished... now that I think about it, it has to be the biceps. The biceps made me do it.

Anyway, I present to you "Henderson, he runs all night and day":

When I take in the Anfield view
I’ve never seen a player quite like you
A player quite like you
Spirit and work rate never dies
The kind of passion that inspires us too
Inspires the whole Kop through

Henderson, he takes the ball away
Henderson, he runs all night and day
Henderson gets his way

A well-trimmed ‘do on top your head
But your biceps could do with more tattoos
Do with more tattoos
Control the pitch with your sheer will
And the Reds will defeat the Mancs and Blues
Defeat the Mancs and Blues

Henderson, he takes the ball away
Henderson, he runs all night and day
Henderson gets his way

At first we did not know your place
Center, right wing, even full back too
Even full back too
We’ll never doubt your place again
Because there is no role you cannot do,
No role you cannot do

Henderson, he takes the ball away
Henderson, he runs all night and day
Henderson, he always makes the play
Henderson, he always gets his way

Henderson performing his new song:

Jordan Henderson -

And for the unknowing few, my muse:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIpfWORQWhU

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